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[Madness Neurosis Collab 3]

I'm gonna drop the bomb.

Short review:
Dreadfull abomination.

Long revew:
I followed the forum thread of the first collab in its early stage.
The only thing I saw were kids yelling "Madness Collab! Anyone in? Just make something madness related and I'll string it together".
Of course, just without the good grammar.

I laughed and closed down the thread while I said to myself: "There is no way this will ever go anywhere."
And here I am... writing a review of the third installment in the series (actully it's problerbly the 193th installment but you know).

I didn't write any reviews for the 2 first, because I knew I would just flame the hell out of them.
So just take this review as a review for all of them.
It doesn't really matter... they are all alike anyway.
It's the same garbage every time.
Even the responses to reviews under 5 are still immature and "oh-my-god-abusive".

I'll briefly cover what you really should improve (and perhaps start learning).

#1: Physics, the physics are has an very important role in ALL action movies. It felt like they were trapped in a gravity-raped room.

#2: Animation, work on smoothness, but that should come naturally if you keep trying.

#3: Ideas, EVERY collab part (from ALL the collabs) were alike... one dude goes in a kills a bunch of other dudes.
I can't belive you made 3 collabs WITHOUT a SINGLE good idea.

#4: Project management, this is one of the poorest compilations ever.
Every part had a different standard regarding sound, border and so on.

The comics... were a complete joke.
Not the "Ha-ha, funny" kind of jokes... more like "I would be ashamed to upload this" kind of joke.

This is a prime example of how easy it is to get recognizing, without doing ANYTHING original at all.
And don't give me that "It's a tribute" crap!
Tributes are made in honor of a great movie, game, series, whatever.
This is just copying not only his style, but TAKING his art'n'style and use it yourself.

You'll probably mark this as abusive, but I will at least hope that when you turn 18, that you've grown a little much.
Look back at this review and say: "Heh... I guess they were right, it DOES suck".

I know it's hard to take the negative reviews serius when you got 10x times the positive reviews.
Just think over this:
In the future, who do you want recognizing from?

Thousands of people with username that is only a variation of "Madness"?
Or
Krinkles ?

Best regards
Andro

LittleLuckyLink responds:

tl:dr

[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

Foresight

Another 250$ is coming your way. Congratz.

[Madness: Deus Ex Machina]

Not as good as MK vs SF 3

Not as good as MK vs SF 3, but still entertaining.

The last half was the best, mostly because everything were WAAAAYYyyy to bright in the begining.

And about the penis part... Don't EVER... let ANYONE... tell you not to implant it for a would-wish sequel. It's freaking hilerous to read the bottom line reviews whining about the final boss having a raging boner for a weapon.

But... there was way too little blood. Sure the violence and random slaughtering of men and women were all good. But the blood man... I need my fix :(

But still good job as always ^^

[Warhammer 40k Tribute 2]

Disappointed

Disappointed.... It's not bad... the second that I saw the title, it only took me 2.71 seconds to get excited and 0.52 seconds to realise that I was disappointed.

The first one was just better overall.

Drawing and animation skills = huge improvement! l:: for that.

Story and battle = less than before. At least it was slower than the last tribute. When I say story, I mean, how the battle evovled, it just feelt like an endless tug-o-war. NOT good.

Needless to say, it was still a good movie, but it didn't gave me the "I WANT MORE" feeling like last time.

And it's illegal and amoral to choise a masterpiece like Redrum 3.0 and not music syncronize it with at least half the movie :-(

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

Nice

Well... you got everything in it that Newgrounds wants...

This is bound to end up on the frontpage sooner or later :P

Nice t-shirt design! Should have won instead of .... nah... no bad losers here...

Again, good job!

Gordon ftw!

[SW: Clash Of The Sith]

Decide

Next time, you really need to decide what you want to.

It began as a serious flash, but then it crossed over to a mutant-cross between, mildy funny and serious and I didn't like that one bit.

But it still had nice voice acting and animation. The fighting should have been longer with that title and maybe a little more cheesy "I'm dead, but I still got 1 last shot back".

Xennethy responds:

It is meant to be this way... Thats my style. Thanks for watching anyway.

[The Madness Code]

err0r!! f!le c0rrupTiOn!!!!!

Where to start?
It all sucked my big, fat, yeti balls.
Here is why it sucked my mumbo, jumbo, bigger than a sun balls:

Animation = I hate stop-motion! And madness don't float, they have feets.
Animate more, stop-suck less.

Sound = Try expand your libery with more than 2 sounds... and no... 10 isn't enough either.

Grahpic = First off, madness is krinkels concept, no bonus here. Second, the backgrounds were SOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo ugly. Why not take a big dump on my chest, take a picture and use that as background?

Story = Cough... what?

Grammar = Please stop rapping the poor language. It haven't done anything wrong. Use google to quick-fix a word.

Don't take this too personally ;)
But really, you need to improve on everything.
And yes, I know it's a hard work.

DP responds:

This is not stop motion jackass. Plus What do you mean ugly i made them repetitive not ugly jackass. God sometimes people need to understand when there was not meant to have much effort in it! I tell you it would be much better if i cared on how it was!

[Madness - Preloaded]

gj!

Awesome Job!

[Madness Mini 5]

forget this and read the stufF!

Even though I had a lot of issues with this, like;

Everything about the intro sucked major dragon balls.
The sword psysics were also pretty lame and unrealistic.
And when the sheriff blew the ground around the house up, well... you know what I'm going to say ;)
Some of the sounds were also VERY fake to listen to. Like the uzi sounding like old metal being hit.

And it have to be the worst title EVAH :P There is nothing mini about this.
I'm pretty sure you are well aware about that yourself.

My blood-O-meter wasn't satisfied, but I guess it never will.

But overall, I did enjoy it.

[Happiness Apotheosis]

...

The first hippy in the world that made me laugh!

bwahahahaahah ... what ? Don't give me that look, I always laugh like that!