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[MADNESS DEATHWISH 3]

Amazing work. I laughed at every middle finger. Too bad that the ol' triangle face hasn't dealt with his anger issues. It is a weird and happy feeling to see someone continue the work you started 14 years ago. I wasn't really sure if the original Deathwish really had enough of an identity to really be continued, but you guys proved me wrong. More blood god next time! :D

TehCrossfire responds:

and just as i was wondering what the original creator would think, glad you enjoyed it dude!
thanks for creating such a iconic series

[Awesome Video Games Ep21]

Nah..

I felt embarrased just by watching this.
It's not quite as awesome as I had hoped for.

I know it's the point, but the fact that there doesn't seem to be any humor (at least not any humor that appeals to me).
Kinda ruined it for me.

FarFromSubtle responds:

Thanks for watching anyways dude. Maybe check out some of our other vids! Stay AWESOME!

[Heavy&Medic:HappyTogether]

Overrated

This is really overrated :P

But that doesn't make it bad.

The end joke was pretty funny and yeah, I felt the magic bond between Heavy and Medic.. (Russian and German?!)

I'm glad to see another good piece from you , please let the happiness flow.
Of course, with the occasional rivers of blood!

EM549 responds:

you say its overrated but you give it a 10? Thanks! :D

[The Madness Code 2]

Another bomb to be dropped...

If you are going to be an ass about other people who didn't like it (just because they haven't submitted anything to newgrounds).
Then I'll be the dick.

This was just as shitty as the first one...

I wrote in the last review that you should stop the "stop-motion" animation.
But you obviously didn't listen.

The story and dialogue is STILL uber lame in every perspective.

To be honest... I watched it 2 times because I wanted to find something good about it... but I coouldn't... sorry.

Advice: Do something else than Madness and devolop your own style.

DP responds:

I'd like to be the first to say that this got a better score than the first one so it can't be as shitty. And i have my own style. I just like making madness parodies.

[Madness Neurosis Collab 3]

I'm gonna drop the bomb.

Short review:
Dreadfull abomination.

Long revew:
I followed the forum thread of the first collab in its early stage.
The only thing I saw were kids yelling "Madness Collab! Anyone in? Just make something madness related and I'll string it together".
Of course, just without the good grammar.

I laughed and closed down the thread while I said to myself: "There is no way this will ever go anywhere."
And here I am... writing a review of the third installment in the series (actully it's problerbly the 193th installment but you know).

I didn't write any reviews for the 2 first, because I knew I would just flame the hell out of them.
So just take this review as a review for all of them.
It doesn't really matter... they are all alike anyway.
It's the same garbage every time.
Even the responses to reviews under 5 are still immature and "oh-my-god-abusive".

I'll briefly cover what you really should improve (and perhaps start learning).

#1: Physics, the physics are has an very important role in ALL action movies. It felt like they were trapped in a gravity-raped room.

#2: Animation, work on smoothness, but that should come naturally if you keep trying.

#3: Ideas, EVERY collab part (from ALL the collabs) were alike... one dude goes in a kills a bunch of other dudes.
I can't belive you made 3 collabs WITHOUT a SINGLE good idea.

#4: Project management, this is one of the poorest compilations ever.
Every part had a different standard regarding sound, border and so on.

The comics... were a complete joke.
Not the "Ha-ha, funny" kind of jokes... more like "I would be ashamed to upload this" kind of joke.

This is a prime example of how easy it is to get recognizing, without doing ANYTHING original at all.
And don't give me that "It's a tribute" crap!
Tributes are made in honor of a great movie, game, series, whatever.
This is just copying not only his style, but TAKING his art'n'style and use it yourself.

You'll probably mark this as abusive, but I will at least hope that when you turn 18, that you've grown a little much.
Look back at this review and say: "Heh... I guess they were right, it DOES suck".

I know it's hard to take the negative reviews serius when you got 10x times the positive reviews.
Just think over this:
In the future, who do you want recognizing from?

Thousands of people with username that is only a variation of "Madness"?
Or
Krinkles ?

Best regards
Andro

LittleLuckyLink responds:

tl:dr

[SW: Clash Of The Sith]

Decide

Next time, you really need to decide what you want to.

It began as a serious flash, but then it crossed over to a mutant-cross between, mildy funny and serious and I didn't like that one bit.

But it still had nice voice acting and animation. The fighting should have been longer with that title and maybe a little more cheesy "I'm dead, but I still got 1 last shot back".

Xennethy responds:

It is meant to be this way... Thats my style. Thanks for watching anyway.

[The Madness Code]

err0r!! f!le c0rrupTiOn!!!!!

Where to start?
It all sucked my big, fat, yeti balls.
Here is why it sucked my mumbo, jumbo, bigger than a sun balls:

Animation = I hate stop-motion! And madness don't float, they have feets.
Animate more, stop-suck less.

Sound = Try expand your libery with more than 2 sounds... and no... 10 isn't enough either.

Grahpic = First off, madness is krinkels concept, no bonus here. Second, the backgrounds were SOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo ugly. Why not take a big dump on my chest, take a picture and use that as background?

Story = Cough... what?

Grammar = Please stop rapping the poor language. It haven't done anything wrong. Use google to quick-fix a word.

Don't take this too personally ;)
But really, you need to improve on everything.
And yes, I know it's a hard work.

DP responds:

This is not stop motion jackass. Plus What do you mean ugly i made them repetitive not ugly jackass. God sometimes people need to understand when there was not meant to have much effort in it! I tell you it would be much better if i cared on how it was!

[This Is Spa..Erm. Madness]

Hahaha

Hahah! Nice job DuDuL !!!

Hope you win something, cus it deserves it ;)

DuDuL responds:

Yo CrazY... whats up :D... i hope ill get for preloader :D

[Hyuuga Neji VS. Rock Lee]

NNoooiiiiisseeeee

Awesome movie !

3 thumbs up and 5/5, end of story !

DuDuL responds:

NICE GUY POSE....
THX!!!!!!!!!!

[Madness Christmas 2006]

Wanna-be...

Don't get me wrong... I absolutly love madness... But this was just copying the one madness movie after the other.

The backgrounds were boring to.

There were absolutly no trace of originality in this movie.

You heard that from a spriter...

export-gold responds:

hmmph...