Score: 10

"Funny"

submission: Life in Portal: Madness

date: September 22, 2009

Ha-ha-ha-ha... I can't deny that I laughed and had a good time. So 10!

Score: 3

"In my humble opinion.."

submission: 2008| Meet the Spy

date: June 26, 2008

It really helped the score that the movie was about Team Fortress 2 (great game! Seen the latest Sniper movie?).

Just like the first one, the dialogue was boring and there was nothing clever about it. The only decent line is 'ONLY YOU DIE'. But the way it was delivered kinda ruined it. (Sorry, I know voice acting is hard).

The action was a step down from 'Meet the Pyro' which I thought was more enjoyable (the action part). Seeing the Spy stab, stab, stab wasn't all that interesting.

Still, props for staying true to the TF2 graphic, but I gotta ask you: Why using ugly strokes to draw the mouth when everything else is clean and nice to look at?

Score: 1

"Even worse."

submission: More Brawl Taunts

date: June 6, 2008

The voice acting was mediocre and unfortunatly, that's the best thing I have to say about this movie.

There was nothing to the animation/graphic. It didn't add ANYTHING to the movie at all. It just servered as pillows for your eyes while the 'jokes' were being delivered.

Which brings me to my seconds point. The jokes were all bad. I'm so tired of swearing and regular gay jokes. There were no cleaver points, no smart dialogue or anything new at all. Just old: Snake is ghey. We hate Slippy. Come and cum etc.

I really exepected more after reading/hearing "The first one was just for fun, this time we are more serius about it!".

Score: 8

"<--->"

submission: N.G. Showdown

date: April 29, 2008

Couldn't you have waited just 1 more day?
And "directed" by Jerry? Come on... How much did you honestly direct?

But aside from those 2 "behind-stage" things... then it's still an awesome movie with sweet animation and I'm sure you'll get paid for your work.

Reaons I didn't gave it a full 10/, is because it didn't suprise me in any way. The action was too predictable and you always knew what was coming next.
The sound also needs some more attention next time, not a big deal, but still needed to archive absolut perfection.

You may now proced with your day :-)

Score: 10

"Wow!"

submission: Agnry Faic 2

date: February 29, 2008

This is the most underrated game on all of newgrounds >:(

Love it!

A suggestion:
Invulnerable 0.2 seconds after getting a faic. It's impossible to change color if 2 faices are touching each other and you want to cum between them.

Score: 5

"Nah.."

submission: Awesome Video Games Ep21

date: February 19, 2008

I felt embarrased just by watching this.
It's not quite as awesome as I had hoped for.

I know it's the point, but the fact that there doesn't seem to be any humor (at least not any humor that appeals to me).
Kinda ruined it for me.

Score: 8

"Nice"

submission: Hamster Lovin'

date: February 19, 2008

Reminded me of old Tom and Jerry, execpt much more cute :P

The ending however, wasn't that good.
It didn't have that "Ahhhhh!! Suprise!" feel.

But still a good movie overall.

Score: 10

"Overrated"

submission: Heavy&Medic:HappyTogether

date: February 12, 2008

This is really overrated :P

But that doesn't make it bad.

The end joke was pretty funny and yeah, I felt the magic bond between Heavy and Medic.. (Russian and German?!)

I'm glad to see another good piece from you , please let the happiness flow.
Of course, with the occasional rivers of blood!

Score: 1

"ARGH!!!"

submission: Madness Ultimate Collab 1

date: February 11, 2008

I don't care about your stupid name!!!
Stop putting it everywhere!

Only people who does something marvelously awesome are allowed to write their name more than once (credits included.)

But this is just terrible... as soon as the last dreadfull madness collab ended, another bunch of kids are revives it.

This is a rip-off of rip-off work.

Anyways... I give you 1, only because you guys needs just a little recognizing, even though I'm afraid of encouraging you to make another.

Stop here and do something else.
Please continue to flash, just not Madness ;)

Score: 2

"Zero entertainment value"

submission: Coil

date: February 6, 2008

As above, there was zero entertainment value in it for me.

I got to level 6 before I quit in boredom.

However, It still deserves credits for the very nice and stylish graphic and harcore coding, hardcore for me anyway ^^.

Unfortunately, entertainment/gameplay > graphic and amount of work behind the project.